spookyteen: the wbc is coming to the high school early in the morning which is lucky b/c no one will get to paint over my shit before they get there I have a week to think of something really good to do I need to make the queerest outfit ever painting vulvas and dicks all over the place and fags hate god signs because fuck the westboro baptist church
themysteryhours-deactivated2013 asked: Hi! :)
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Anonymous asked: Omg that bed. I totally want that bed. With you in it, if that's possible ;)
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