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May 14

Overly sexual banana. @magnifiqueangel

Overly sexual banana. @magnifiqueangel

May 11

#catsofinstagram #majestic #feline

#catsofinstagram #majestic #feline

:) @jendeemor @victorialynnashley

:) @jendeemor @victorialynnashley

May 10

Ballet then and now! #ballet #dance #ballerina #tango #sorefeet

Ballet then and now! #ballet #dance #ballerina #tango #sorefeet

Apr 29

#catcherintherye #holographic #flamingo

#catcherintherye #holographic #flamingo

Apr 20

Omg I forgot about this!! đź’• #whiteboard #christmas

Omg I forgot about this!! đź’• #whiteboard #christmas

Apr 19

ANGEL. #catsofinstagram

ANGEL. #catsofinstagram

Apr 09

Hahahahah @kassandramp

Hahahahah @kassandramp

Apr 06

#serious

#serious

Apr 01

Cuddly kitty

Cuddly kitty

Enough mouthwash for the rest of my goddamn life

Enough mouthwash for the rest of my goddamn life

Mar 31

Aye girl, are you French? Cause madamn.

Aye girl, are you French? Cause madamn.

dearscarlet:

Dear Scarlet,  The other night you just woke up and kissed me. Then you requested a peanut butter sandwich. I caved and got you one. So there we were, sitting in our bed eating midnight pb&j and you asked, “Mom, where does love come from?” I didn’t really know how to answer that, so I asked you where you thought it came from. You said, “I think it comes from you.” I think my heart suffered a small explosion.
Anyway then you wanted to ask Siri. She just led is to a web search and then we got distracted and started googling unicorn birthday parties.
It was a Saturday night and there I was, sitting in the middle of our way after bedtime peanut butter picnic, and I thought, my life is literally perfect right now.

dearscarlet:

Dear Scarlet,
The other night you just woke up and kissed me. Then you requested a peanut butter sandwich. I caved and got you one. So there we were, sitting in our bed eating midnight pb&j and you asked, “Mom, where does love come from?” I didn’t really know how to answer that, so I asked you where you thought it came from. You said, “I think it comes from you.” I think my heart suffered a small explosion.

Anyway then you wanted to ask Siri. She just led is to a web search and then we got distracted and started googling unicorn birthday parties.

It was a Saturday night and there I was, sitting in the middle of our way after bedtime peanut butter picnic, and I thought, my life is literally perfect right now.

dearscarlet:

Dear Scarlet,  Today we took a break from the mohawk and tried out a more Mia Farrow circa Rosemary’s Baby look. You’re perfect.

dearscarlet:

Dear Scarlet,
Today we took a break from the mohawk and tried out a more Mia Farrow circa Rosemary’s Baby look. You’re perfect.